Steady thine self pilgrims, for you are shortly about to bear witness to perhaps the ugliest goal ever scored in a professional football match.
It came back in the dank, squalid, culture-less mire that was the late 1990s – roughly 1997-ish by our reckoning – during a game between Sheffield United and Norwich City in the old Division One, now known colloquially as ‘The Championship’.
Behold…
Beautiful. It’s just so, so beautiful. #NCFC #OTBC #twitterblades #crap90sfootball pic.twitter.com/gDekFCIKOI
— Crap90sFootball (@Crap90sFootball) May 7, 2016
You’re welcome. Never say we don’t dabble in the finer things here at Pies.