By Chris Wright
Marvel at the wonderful production values and try to estimate the budget here, as everyone’s favourite lunatic Colombian sweeper-keeper, Rene Higuita, attempts to sell you fruit juice mix that looks suspiciously like it might contain 8,000% of your recommended daily sugar allowance – complete, of course, with obligatory Scorpion Kick…
And while we’re on the subject, why not also enjoy a four-minute slice of Higuita in his mad prime…
And they think David Luiz is a loose cannon!
(Spotter’s Badge goes to our immaculately dressed chums over @SavileRogue)
